What’s with my hairline?

Why does it insist on flirting with my eyebrows? When will this seemingly endless game end? Just connect with them already! It’s been 35 years in the making. Take the plunge. Those 4 millimetres have been holding on to dear life for far too long. It’s time for them to retire. Hairline: Meet my eyebrows. Let’s consummate this relationship once and for all. Do it. The masquerade is over.